Nothing Going Right

McDonald's decided to hire me. (oh joy). But they wouldn't let me work behind the counter because I wasn't "qualified" so all I was allowed to do was vacuum the children's play area and put straws in the little straw holder. (woot) So I'm being cranky cause this is the only place that would hire me and this is all they will let me do.

Then this extremely large woman comes up to me and says she is supposed to marry me in 2 days. For some reason I believe her and she takes me back to her apartment where she turns into an extremely large man and we end up doing it (awkwardly i might add) outside on the patio of the apartment building. Just then I realize I am not supposed to marry this large man/woman- and that by doing this I am cheating. I start to panic. The large man goes inside and leave me outside, naked. Lucas walks up the stairs and I tell him what happened and that I had no idea what was going on. He tells me to jump over the steps and hide while he takes care of Large Man.

I begin to run, and I end up in this cartoon world where everything is extremely brightly colored. Everything is sort of split into two- faces have 3 eyes, and almost two mouths. Animals and plants all look distorted as well.

Wake 1.

I have a chiropractic appointment in the U-Village. I walk into the office/book store and up to the counter- though I had to randomly pick a counter because there were about 12 of them and some were selling books. I told the man I had an appointment with Douglass. The counter man tells me I need a last name, which I do not have. He also tells me that I don't even have an appointment and asks me to leave before causing a scene.

I leave, and am very confused. Also I am now only wearing a towel around my body. The UVill has moving people walkways but they are so narrow that you have to stand single file and they were moving so slowly that you could crawl about 5 times faster. And yet people were still using them. Inching themselves along without having to move a muscle.

Then my legs start going out. I cant stand up. I grasp for railings, for people for anything to pull myself back up to standing. But the weight of my legs is too great, and my arms too weak to pull myself up.

Wake 2.

I have a pet parrot. I hate this parrot. Its obnoxious, it wont stop biting me and always tries to fly away. Soon the parrot transforms into my friend Tina and she tells me she needs to fly to the French area of Canada. Unsure why, but knowing that she must fly- I decide to help her get ready. She insists on bringing gigantic purses and makeup on her journey, and I try to convince her that once she is a parrot again, she wont be able to carry all that weight. Finally we get her set up with a small pack and some plastic tarp in case it rains.

She attempts to transform back into a parrot, but something is wrong. She's stuck. Shes lost her gift and she wont be able to fly.

Wake 3.