Stairway to Heaven

I had to pee really bad. In search for the elusive restroom I turned a corner and found a white door. I opened it to find a small room with a toilet and a black door on the other side of the room. I left the white door open, and walked in and opened the black door. Blackness. It looked as though the worled dropped off from there. Then I peered around the corner and saw a white couch with an african boy sitting on it staring at me. The boy asked me questions, 

"Why are you here?"

"What are you doing?"
"Where did you come from?"
"Dont you still have to pee?"

He continued to stare at me. I got up and went through the black door and everything seemed to drop off either side of me. A few fireworks went off in the distance but did not make enough light for me to see a horizon or any kind of landscape.  I walked along a path that appeared one stone by one stone every time I stepped foreward and found my mom kneeling against a rock.  I came up to her and she looked up at me and said

 "Dont you believe that Stairway to Heaven is the greatest song in history?" 

Then this monster thing that had the head of an anteater snout pointed in the air, it stuck out its tongue at the top of its head and began to speak in electric guitar chords. My mom put her head back down on the rock.

Wake.

No need for help?

D1: I was on a floating prison, kind of like a giant plane. This girl and I were trying to figure out a way to escape when we found a cargo holding area that had been left open. We ripped out the fabric that had been lining the inside and I let the girl get in first. Just as she was crawling into the space, the guards came by and grabbed us, demanding to know what we were doing. I explained that I saw that the fabric inside the cargo bay had been torn, and my friend and I were trying to take it out to make skirts out of it. The guard kept pushing us around and told me that I don't have any needles or thread to make skirts out of and that I was lying. I ran back to my cell to put together some items that looked like I had been attempting to sew clothing. The guards came in and looked at my piles of clothing that I had ripped up and zippers that had been torn out of jackets and concluded that I was telling the truth, but that I was just dumb and didn't know how to make clothing. 

D2: I had been bitten by a giant spider. However, the venom was not going through my body very quickly because I had been eating a lot of vitamin C. (apparently vitamin c wards off spider bites?) I tried calling a hospital to tell them I was slowly being poisoned by a spider bite but they assured me my vitamin C concentrations would be enough to keep me healthy. Then my body froze and I was unable to move. 

D3:    There was a large swimming pool in the shape of a soup can. A few people were just casually swimming around in it when one girl started to sink to the bottom. People began panicking and someone swam down and pulled her up from the bottom. They threw her over the edge of the can-pool and we dragged her over to the lifeguards desk where there was a phone. She turned into a rubber doll, and we decided there was no need to call for help.... since she was now made of plastic. 

uh... wake. i think.

Crumbs and Bits

From a few days ago, small bits I can remember-

I am in a bus that has no driver. The bus is being propelled by the left over energy of the previous driver. Soon we start to head up a hill and someone pulls the cord to stop the bus, but the bus never reaches the stop. As soon as we hit the middle of the hill, the bus looses its momentum and starts to slide backwards. People are panicking and I run to the front of the bus to slam on the breaks.

I was in an all girls school and we were getting ready to play football. I then realized I had no shoes on and the coach began to yell at me and told me to go to my locker and find some shoes or I would not be allowed to play. I went to my locker but someone had stolen my shoes. I had a sneaking suspicion that they were in the women's bathroom so that was my first place to look. The bathroom was filled with people, but the stalls were so short that you could see everyone. I was so shocked that I could see everyone sitting there, that I forgot about my lost shoes.

Water Causes Disgustingly Dry Skin

I'm standing at the edge of an enormous pool with my dad. The water is crystal clear and I look down and see cranes. Like construction cranes. Its an underwater lab/construction site. My dad starts diving around and I pick up a fishing pole and start fishing for bass. But all I keep catching are tropical fish and my dad keeps freaking out about how I shouldn't touch them because they are all poisonous. Then I get in the water and start swimming around. I get out, and notice my hand starts to itch. OH MY GOD, MY HAND IS FUCKING ITCHY. It wont stop. I look down at it and my middle finger is completely dry and scaly looking. My skin is starting to flake off in huge chunks. I lift up a dry skin flap on my finger and to my horror can see the tendons and muscles underneath have completely shriveled up and dried and are tearing away from the bone. Panicking I smooth my nasty dry finger skin back down and look around for my dad. He is coming out of the water along with this other guy. As soon as the guy emerges from the pool he starts screaming that his body is itchy. I realize its the water. Everyone panics and rushes to a shower station to get the contaminated water off of them. Just then some large man comes in screaming about how we broke into his lab and threatens us with a pistol. He grabs my dad and takes a bullet and cracks it open and empties the gun powder into a bowl. He gives my dad a wire and tells him to bite it and attempts to cover the other end in the powder. I start yelling that my dad has a pacemaker and this will probably kill him and the large angry man assures me it is completely safe.

wake.

Worlds end outside Windows and I can travel through worm holes with embroidery

This one takes place in a dorm tower. All of my friends and everyone I have ever met are living in this tower. One day im hanging out in my room when my old friend Cody walks in and starts confessing his love for me. Im standing by the window watching the sun set and listening to this kid pour his heart out. I start taking pictures of the sun, but through my viewfinder the sun is HUGE. I can see solar flares firing off its surface, I can see sun spots, everything. I turn to cody, "Dude... look at this!!" 

He keeps on talking.... I look out the window again but the sun has finally set. A giant cloud starts to form at the horizon, and its getting big fast. In a matter of seconds the cloud has reached about a mile away from the window and is taking over the entire sky. Its racing towards the window fast. Suddenly, just as it looks like the cloud is going to smash through the window, (the whole time im freaking out about how were all going to die and cody is still confessing his love) The cloud quickly funnels off into one spindly thread. This thread latches itself on the outside of the window then begins to spread. Like spider webs. The webs creep their way into the building and spiders start spinning webs everywhere. Cody finally realizes that something wierd is happening and starts smashing the spiders with his shoe while still going on about love. I look out the window again and gasp. Out on the horizon now was the silloughette of a giant black dragon. This is the point where im like

fuck.

Were all going to die.

Its the end of the world.

This kid is still blabbering about love.

And no one seems to notice the GIANT FUCKING WEBS OR DRAGON OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.

So I'm panicking at this point, and run out into the hallway of the dorms. Darrel is running around in his underwear completely bald and playing air guitar. I go into another room and find his mom sitting in a chair. I ask her if she has noticed the webs that are filling the building or the giant dragon or had seen the wierd huge sun. She says "No, I diddnt notice these things. But things like this happen all the time." I sit down in a chair across from her and reach into my pocket and find these strange looking embroidery patches. Darrels mom reminds me that in a previous dream I was able to transport (teleport?) myself from one place to another place or from one time to another time if I believed in it hard enough. I looked down at the embroidery patches and noticed that one looked like a long piece of string with an arrow at the other end. I put one end of the embroidery into my mouth between my teeth and let the arrow end fall to the floor. I stood up on the chair and closed my eyes, still biting the embroidery. I leaned foreward and fell of the chair head first. Then I noticed I did not hit the ground and was falling through some wierd warm tunnel.

*Wake. Finally*

Full of Fluids.

Im walking around a shopping mall and depserately trying to find the bathroom. Oh my god.. I have to pee.  Finally I find one but everything in the bathroom is broken. I race to find another one. And at long last, find a bathroom that works. ahhh...... relief. wait..... whats happening?! I cant stop peeing. People start coming into the bathroom and it gets really crowded. Then this girl and my ex boyfriend come up to me (yes, while im still peeing) and start making out. Then the girl turns to me and says "No one will ever love you." I start crying as they walk away. Then I cant stop crying... or peeing.

:(

*wake*

Tree Flingin' Corn People

Tina and I were very small. Super small.  And we were lost in the forest. The only way we would be able to cover a lot of ground was if we climbed up the trees and catapulted ourselves from one tree to the next. We continued to fly around this way untill we found a clearing. We took a break in the clearing and a Kukaburra bird landed on the branch of a small tree. I began following it around as it hopped from branch to branch and it finally let me get close enough to pet its feathers. Then Tina and I continued to fling ourselves from tree to tree and we finally found a huge field of corn. Past the corn we could see a road. I suggested to Tina that we take the road but she refused and said "its past the boundaries of the forest and we will have to pay a toll" and im like "uh..... but were lost?" so whatever.. we decided to go check out the cornfield but once we got down there, we realized it was a giant group of people made to look like corn and were standing in strange formations to spell something out in the sky. The corn people looked at us and said "do you want to join us??" 

wake.

Radioactive Amphibians and a Bad Birthday

Dream 1:

 I was walking up a street and there was a giant salamander. People began screaming and someone called the police because apparently the salamander was radioactive or something. The police came and started to escort everyone out of the street and up the stairs of a building. I got to the roof of the building and looked out and there was a river that had dried up. The dry river bed was filled with old sunken boats and ships. I thought this was odd because I never knew so many things had sank in the river. There was a wall that ran from the building along the river and it had a walkway, so I walked along the path following the river.

Dream 2: 

It was my 21st birthday and everyone was going to meet me at the bar, but when I got there the bar wouldn't let me in because I was still underage... even though it was my birthday. I got really mad and tried to get everyone to come to my house to celebrate instead. But everyone was like "no were just going to kick it here at the bar. sorry." I became really upset and walked around saying goodbye to people. I tried to find my friend Jon to say goodbye but I couldn't find him. Someone told me he was in a back room of the bar, so I snuck in and behind some old wooden doors Jon was sitting on a throne and drinking and everyone was celebrating his birthday instead. I stood there and stared at him and he didn't say anything. We stared at each other in silence until I got fed up with everything and left.

Wake.

Nap Dream.

I was running through an underground system of buildings, some completely abandoned and some were like fancy restaurants. There was a man chasing me and jumping around and doing parkour. He was catching up. I jumped down a flight of stairs and burst through some revolving doors. There was a pool on the other side. The room began to fill with water and I frantically looked for a way out before the man cought up with me and before I drowned. Finally I found a way out but the man had cought up to me. Then we had mad crazy sex.

wakey wakey.

Death.

My mom ordered the Necronomicon unknowingly and she was confused as to why its cover was made of human skin. 

There was a room full of bunnies and squirrels, but there were so many in the room that conditions were unsuitable for healthy living. Some of the animals looked eaten.

Wake?

My Hand is not a Phone

I was swinging on a swing set with my friend Nici when I realized that I had forgotten that I made plans to hang out with our friend Tina. I texed her and we all decided to meet up in an hour. Then my hand started to buzz and I realized I was receiving text messages through my hand. I opened my palm and saw I had a message from Darrel written on my palm asking to meet up later. I started to write back on my finger tips with a pen, then closed my palm to send it.

I was supposed to meet Darrel in a house across the swing set. As I made my way over I remembered my plans with Tina and started to become anxious that I wasn't going to have time for everyone. I went into the house and realized there were bears, everywhere. They were all sleeping and I tried to tiptoe around them. Then my hand started ringing and making noise and all the bears woke up. They chased me up the stairs of the house and had cornered me in a room. My only way out was the window. I opened the window and crawled through, balancing on the outside of the house on a water pipe. I slipped. I began to fall.

Wake.

End of the World

This one was from a while ago, but its one of my favorites-

I was sitting on a hill with a friend and we were looking at the sun which was ridiculously large. The moon was passing over it and looked like a little black dot (odd eclipse I suppose). All of a sudden the sun got super bright and we could see the flames flying off of its surface. 

Then everything went dark.

The sun had gone out.

People panicked and ran about screaming "ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" "WERE ALL GOING TO FREEZE". Newspapers  were flying around with headlines that crops would soon be dying and the government was drastically trying to figure out a new life energy source.

Then tentacles started to weave in through the city. They went through the streets, through the buildings, starting to cover everything. People continued to panic. I shrugged my shoulders, "its the end of the world... no use freaking out." 

I wandered past my coffee shop, where my boss Dharmi told me that I still had to make coffee for people. I then became very angry and yelled at him, "WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO BUY COFFEE AT A TIME LIKE THIS?" Dharmi shrugged and insisted I continue working as a tentacle ran through the shop.

Wake.

Always Late.

I had been continuously late for work. My boss Dharmendra, had decided that because I slept too much and was never on time, I would have to go to sleep therapy. I went to the sleep therapist and she gave me two tickets for a laser show. I invited my friend Darrel to join me. He picked me up in his truck and we drove to the show, but as we were arriving, I had the great idea that we needed to drive around the parking lot 3 times. After the third round in the parking lot, I realized we were an hour late for the show and started yelling at Darrel for causing us to be late. Then I was afraid to tell my sleep therapist that I wasn't able to make the laser show. Then I woke up.

Dream State

Hello! I've decided to start a blog of my dreams, for no real purpose or reason, except to tell the strange stories that happen in my head.