Random

1. I was in Japan meeting Angela- Me and my friend Nici were trying to find the hotel she lived in. We finally found her room and she, for some reason got really pissed off at us and told us we couldn't live there so we tried to find another room to stay in. There was a room being fixed up by the turn down service, sneakily we told the woman this was our room and we didnt need the service and would like to just go in now. She believed us and left and we decided to take a shower. The bathroom had two showers and we got in. As soon as we got in we realized we were both still wearing our towels and they were getting wet. So we threw the towels into the middle of the bathroom. As soon as we did that, I realized we had more towels on us getting wet- and that continued for a while.

2. I was visiting my friend keiani in Bremerton. Her mom didnt want us to be together so I had to sneak in. I found this pillow shaped like the Volcom symbol and she told me if I pulled out the ears of the pillow it would make a dragon or some shape.

3. Jon gave me a list of names and told me not to talk to these people. On the list was a few people from my work- mostly the cooks and servers.

wake.

Nothing Going Right

McDonald's decided to hire me. (oh joy). But they wouldn't let me work behind the counter because I wasn't "qualified" so all I was allowed to do was vacuum the children's play area and put straws in the little straw holder. (woot) So I'm being cranky cause this is the only place that would hire me and this is all they will let me do.

Then this extremely large woman comes up to me and says she is supposed to marry me in 2 days. For some reason I believe her and she takes me back to her apartment where she turns into an extremely large man and we end up doing it (awkwardly i might add) outside on the patio of the apartment building. Just then I realize I am not supposed to marry this large man/woman- and that by doing this I am cheating. I start to panic. The large man goes inside and leave me outside, naked. Lucas walks up the stairs and I tell him what happened and that I had no idea what was going on. He tells me to jump over the steps and hide while he takes care of Large Man.

I begin to run, and I end up in this cartoon world where everything is extremely brightly colored. Everything is sort of split into two- faces have 3 eyes, and almost two mouths. Animals and plants all look distorted as well.

Wake 1.

I have a chiropractic appointment in the U-Village. I walk into the office/book store and up to the counter- though I had to randomly pick a counter because there were about 12 of them and some were selling books. I told the man I had an appointment with Douglass. The counter man tells me I need a last name, which I do not have. He also tells me that I don't even have an appointment and asks me to leave before causing a scene.

I leave, and am very confused. Also I am now only wearing a towel around my body. The UVill has moving people walkways but they are so narrow that you have to stand single file and they were moving so slowly that you could crawl about 5 times faster. And yet people were still using them. Inching themselves along without having to move a muscle.

Then my legs start going out. I cant stand up. I grasp for railings, for people for anything to pull myself back up to standing. But the weight of my legs is too great, and my arms too weak to pull myself up.

Wake 2.

I have a pet parrot. I hate this parrot. Its obnoxious, it wont stop biting me and always tries to fly away. Soon the parrot transforms into my friend Tina and she tells me she needs to fly to the French area of Canada. Unsure why, but knowing that she must fly- I decide to help her get ready. She insists on bringing gigantic purses and makeup on her journey, and I try to convince her that once she is a parrot again, she wont be able to carry all that weight. Finally we get her set up with a small pack and some plastic tarp in case it rains.

She attempts to transform back into a parrot, but something is wrong. She's stuck. Shes lost her gift and she wont be able to fly.

Wake 3.

Anger

My mother was getting married. And for some reason this upset me greatly. I yelled at her for everything. I yelled at her for marrying this man, for raising me, for my misplacing of my mascara. Everything I could think of I yelled at her. Eventually it was time to go to the ceremony, and go I went grudgingly. It was on the way that i remembered I had to get her a wedding gift, so I stopped at a little shop on the side of the street.

The shop was filled with things made of sea animals and other things from the ocean. Model ships made from sharks jaws and seaweed, Sails and flags made from piranha skin. Ornamental things made from the shells of some sea critters. I (obviously) couldn't decide on anything, so I continued on to the ceremony.

The wedding was huge, there were masses of people. I sat in a pew in the middle and felt such anger and sadness towards my mother. But I couldn't cry. I wanted to. I wanted to let the tears flood from my eyes for the next 12 years. But as sad and angry as I was, I couldn't cry. And this frustrated me more.

Wake 1.

Im back in my house in Silverdale, my grandmother sitting at the kitchen table. Were alone in the house. The phone rings and I run up to answer it. There is a man on the other line who tells me my mom is in danger and that there are 30 bombs set up to explode wherever she goes. He starts listing off coordinates- latitudes and longitudes. I scramble as fast as I can to write them down, but he is speaking so fast. He hangs up. I begin yelling at my grandmother to get help. To grab a map and help me figure out where these locations are and to help find my mother. I'm so scared. Were not going to make it. It's too late. And I still can't cry.

Wake 2.

By this point, my mind is so confused about whats going on. Am I dreaming, am I awake? Why am I so angry? Jon is here. Im yelling at him too. Im furious with him. I have no idea why. I want to throw stuff at him. To run away. To cry again. But all I can do is yell. The whole night im yelling. The whole night im angry and frustrated and sad and distraught, and all I want to do is start crying and let go of all of these feelings. But I cant. All I can do is yell.

Wake 3.

Robots Poem

I am a wooden robot.

Your poems, the words are enough to make me weep.

For I miss the things you write,

you can feel them for me.

My feet are stable in the ground

Secure and warm.

But I miss the chaosity and rush

of wind.

I was in a laboratory that looked cold and full of steel. There were girls laying face down on metal beds with trays in front of them. They would vomit periodically into the trays, occasionally they would cough up some brains. One girl heaved heavily and her entire brain fell into the pan. She looked up at the doctors before falling over off of the bed.

Two Consecutive Nights

Day 1. Tina and I are running after the Ice Cream Man. We are running our little asses off trying to catch this guy and we are so freaking excited to get some ice cream. But the truck is going to fast for us and we run out of breath. We decide to go into a convenience store to get some candy. We enter and there is a whole giant wall of candy. *YES!* We start filling our pockets with the candy and make out way to the checkout. And then I slip. I try to get up off the floor but my legs have become so weak I cant pick myself up. Every time I try, my legs turn to jelly again and I continue to fall. I cant get up. Im stuck. My legs wont move.

Day 2. Im in a theater. A huge theater. The stage is covered in grass and goes out far beyond the horizon. Im trying to find my mom. I see her at the far end of the theater in the seats and I can hear her voice. I call out to her telling her I am coming. I start running through the theater seats. And then I fall. My legs are weak again, completely useless. I reach up to the seats and start pulling myself along, my legs dragging limp behind me. I can hear my mom calling for me still. I keep dragging myself, chair by chair. And then my arms turn to jelly. They too refuse to work and I am stranded in the middle of an empty theater. Stuck behind some seats, my body refusing to move. I can hear my mom calling for me.

Brothels in the Desert

I had just opened a brothel. It looked like a crappy motel with a long hallway and rooms off each side. Each girl had their own room. When it opened everyone was yelling at me about supplies. WERE OUT OF SUPPLIES. WE NEED TOWELS. WE NEED BUCKETS. WE NEED GRAIN. 

(Grain? Yeah.. I didnt really understand it either.) 

I was getting so frustrated from having to run back and forth from each room that I got fed up and left. I went out into the desert and started walking. And walking. It seemed like forever I was walking until I came across a little shack. The shack had vending machine filled with beef jerky and laffy taffy. I stocked up on both. It was going to be another long walk till the next little shack in the desert.

wake.

Jons Death.

Jon had been murdered in Spain. The news was slowing filtering back to the States. I was devastated.  How could this have happened? I couldn't stop crying. It felt like I had an infinite sadness inside me. A sickening feeling like thick tar was filling my heart. And I cried. And I sobbed. And it felt as if the tears would never end.

The police informed me that the murderer was still at large and no leads as to where he could have gone. I was still in shock, keeping to myself in my room when I received a text message. It was from Jon!!! " Hi, Whats up?" He said. Was his murder a hoax? Could he still be alive? We messaged back and forth a few times and he sent me a picture of himself.  I was euphoric.  The whole thing was just a joke! I sent some pictures back saying i was relieved and that he should come home soon so I can stop worrying about him. Just then my phone rang. It was the police. They told me Jons body was going to be shipped back to the states and would be ready in time for the funeral. I hung up the phone, and started to sweat. So Jon really was dead.... Then who was I talking to??? It came to me that the murderer must have grabbed Jons phone. He now had my picture, my name and phone number and address. 

I called the police back and told them that I could be in trouble. They took me into protective custody and decided to use me as bait to get to the killer. They placed me in a clear plastic box and was told to wait. While I waited in the box people from the mortuary kept coming by showing me different kinds of coffins. There were people in the coffins. The mortician assured me that the coffin was sealed and had special locking mechanisms, so once the body was inside there was no way for anyone to get in it.

The killer showed up and started shooting at the plastic box. I was shouting and sobbing HOW COULD YOU DO THIS. I just kept yelling and crying and yelling and crying.

Then I woke up. 

I was so upset by the dream I got online to facebook Jon. I told him I had this horrible dream that he died. I asked him to call me soon because the dream just really freaked me out. I was so relieved to have woken up.

And then my phone rang. And it was Jessie. She says "Steph... I saw your post online. I know you must be really hurt right now, but this is just something your going to have to accept. Hes gone."

I started crying again and walked to the graveyard. There was a tomb that lead underground so I wandered in, trying to find solitude. The tomb was also made of clear plastic and you could see the dirt surrounding it. In the dirt were boxes filled with rabbits. The rabbits were being savagely devoured by worms until there was nothing but fluff filling the box.

I sat in the musty tomb for hours. Just sitting and crying and thinking. I came to the conclusion that there was nothing left for me to do in my life now, and had no other choice but to become an indentured servant.

The family who I was now basically a slave to was awful. It was a nasty woman and her three children and husband who was so meek you could hardly call him a man. They spat on me, they yelled at me. They made me wear rags and eat moldy bread. I would try to sneak away to get some food and they would find me and beat me. I had to shower in front of everyone in a filthy room with a dirt floor, and had to stand on a toilet that sat under the shower head.

The family took me out on various excursions. They allowed me to bring a camera as my only keepsake item, I tried to make friends with the girls by showing them how the camera worked and they seemed to warm up to me until one of them would trip or the dog would bark and then they went back to be vicious creatures. We went to Virginia to see an aquarium. We filled into what seemed to be a large terrarium with a massive glass rooftop. Outside was swirling a massive black tornado. It circled the lake that the terrarium was situated in the middle of. The tornado began changing shapes and then it filtered out and made the shape of a star. I snapped a picture with my camera.

Wake.

Long Night

1. I was with all of my friends at a multiple showing at a movie theater. We saw two movies and were ready for the last one. This one featured an "interactive scene". The movie was halfway through when the whole theater went dark. At the front of the theater were two long tables completely filled with tacos. Everyone ran up to the Taco Tables, only the tacos were filled with bananas and limes. Banana Lime Tacos. People scramble to grab their tacos and everyone starts hurling the banana-lime-tacos at everyone in sight. Its a mad house. Tacos bananas and limes are flying everywhere. Its chaos.

2. I wake up and my mouth hurts. I feel around my gums and notice one of my molars is loose. Like REALLY lose. Like when your a kid and you can twist your tooth all the way around and gross people out. Thats how it was. Hanging by a thread.. Im starting to freak out. Do molars come out when you get older? Is this how its supposed to be? Am i going to have to get dentures?? oh my god. Then the tooth came out, im holding it in my hand. And then the blood starts pouring. I search around my room for tissues or something but its too much. I need a fucking towel for my mouth. - Then I really woke up, and my tooth actually did hurt.

3. I am wandering around an art store. No.. more like pacing around the art store. I am MAD. Really really mad. I am really mad at my friend and his girlfriend (I have no idea why), but I am fuming. I go around the art store, throwing supplies into my basket. All the paintbrushes I am buying already have paint encrusted at the tips. I come up with the worst possible painting I could probably ever paint- a key being held by a noose. (Im sorry, I cant control what I dream!) And so I gather my supplies and get to the front of the line to checkout. The nice lady at the counter goes HAPPY PUPPY DAY!! And tosses me a puppy. Apparently Mondays are puppy days?  So I take my supplies and my puppy and leave the store to go paint. I see another girl carrying her puppy towards a giant broccoli tree. I wave at her and shout HAPPY PUPPY DAY!!

- Wake ( those were all in one night )

Art by: http://luke-chueh.deviantart.com/

A Game of Aliens and Robbers?

I am inside a bank with my mom and step dad when two men pull out guns and start shooting up the place demanding money. My parents and I run out the back into the parking lot and the robbers chase after us. We hide behind a car and my step dad is panting and keeps saying "Oh.... I had nothing to do with this... nope.... not a thing...." and I'm like WHAT DID YOU DO? YOUR TRYING TO ROB A BANK?! We all break into the car and climb in and wait for the robbers to search the rest of the parking lot for us, we decide to make a break for it. As were getting out of the car these other two guys are standing there and ask me if I can sign something. But instead of just hopping out of the car, my legs crumble under me and I'm unable to stand. The guys try to help me up but I keep falling down and try to regain the strength in my legs again. I then realize everyone is in on this (whatever it is). I stumble and try to run away, my legs slowing getting stronger and less wobbly. I call the Police. 

They answer:  Hey cutie.. whatcha wearing? 

Im appalled, and I go: OFFICER, IM BEING FOLLOWED I NEED HELP!

Police: Well are you wearing a skirt? How long are your legs? Are you blonde? A good kisser?

I hear chuckling in the background.

By this time I'm like wtf.... "Is this the Police? I dialed 911!!  Who is this?!?!"

They continue to snicker.

They tell me they are Aliens, they have gained control of everyone and will now be handling all Earthly affairs, but are having some trouble getting me to cooperate with their plan. "If only you would cooperate with us..."

Wake?

Codex Fish

Theres a fish. Fishy fish fish. Its alive.  But it doesnt look like a fish. It has a head. A regular fishy head.  Then its neck is a tube. This tube continues through a dinner plate. Then the tube continues through another dinner plate. and then another. And then its tail. This was all I dreampt. Was this fish. I think it was from looking at the Codex Seraphinianus too much.

 

Holy crap. Whales.

I am walking along a pier, that follows the beach's edge. I look down below onto the sand and see whales, drying in the sun. There are about 6 of them in a line followed by a few more beached sea lions. The sea lions are huge, the same size as the whales. I'm saddened by their death... no one wants to see such an amazing creature be washed ashore, especially not six of them! I walk on and see blue whales and humpback whales splashing close to the coast. I'm worried they too will trapped by the sand. Someone puts their hand on my shoulder and assures me that these whales have been specially trained to do tricks! (and stay away from beaches and tides) This is where I stop and think: How can someone train a whale to do anything? In Sea World, they take away dolphins food so that they have a good "reward" for doing tricks. YOU CANT TAKE ALL THE PLANKTON OUT OF THE SEA! How do you give plankton as a reward to whales?! I don't understand. I really don't.

So I continue along the pier... watching the whales doing flips, splashing audiences with their tail fins. I walk on. I reach a department store, Sears or something. I'm still above it on the pier's platform but the whole store is made of glass and I can see whales floating amongst the shoppers. Whales in the clothing area.

Whales hovering above dishwashers.

Whales floating next to mannequins.

Wake.

And after I wake... I wonder: How could I be so critical of how to train a whale in my dream, but not even bother to wonder what the hell a whale is doing floating around in a department store.

Incest, Alligators, and Books.

It was centuries ago, I was seven and fell in love with a boy. We ran around the countryside playing games and holding hands and kissing.  Then one night we decided to spend the night together. In the morning, my parents came into the room with a rage. They told us that we were not allowed to be together or ever see each other again. The boy was my brother. My family left me behind and took the boy with them, leading him to exile on the other side of the world.  I began my search for them. I crossed rivers and meadows and I began to climb a mountain. I found a clearing in the mountain where the water was crystal clear. I followed the stream up and saw a little black girl holding her head underwater. I ran up to her to make sure she wasn't drowning, and pulled her up from the freezing water. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" she yelled. I explained that I was trying to save her, and she snapped back it was part of her clans ritual, and she would have to start all over again. I asked if I could join her clan or if they could help me find my family. She laughed and told me to walk on. I began to run through the rivers and ended up in a marsh. Alligators. Everywhere. They thrashed and snapped at my feet and I dodged and continued to run. 

I made it up into the snowy part of the mountain, my feet freezing, I trudged on.  Then the snow below my feet would shift and snow alligators came wriggling their way towards me. I tried to out run them, but they were like a massive avalanche of alligators, at last I reached a cliff and jumped.

I found myself at the steps of an enormous castle. I entered. Inside there was a man on a thrown and people were groveling at his feet, asking Mozart to play them some musical piece to put their town at ease. I took out my camera and snapped a photo without anyone's notice and continued up the spiral staircase.  As I reached the top I saw an expansive science fiction library of paperback books. It was so bright and colorful and reached from the floor to the ceiling. I snapped another photo. In the corner there was a dark area, I approached it and saw that it was another smaller library. A sign read "English and Fine Arts. Untouchable Books" Apparently these were off limits. I turned around and there was a girl pulling out some of the science fiction books and a cat was kissing her nose. I snapped another picture, but my camera jammed.

Wake.

Like a Zombie B-Movie

This one is short. I havent been sleeping well, so not many dreams as of late..

I am in a mansion. People are yelling at each other from different rooms in an argument. Then the place starts to decay and fall apart. I run out the front door, another girl following me. We run along a cobblestone path towards a forest. Once in the forest we see what looks like a deer hunters post, with a ladder and platform and the top. We look back, not really sure why we were running for so long when we see them. 

Zombies. 

A huge mass of zombies are strumbling through the trees towards us. You can hear them groan and scream. The girl and I run up the deer hunting platform and at the top are guns, knives and what looks like an old pesticide gas sprayer. I grab the gas sprayer and the girl grabs a gun. The zombies start climbing up towards us and I start gas spraying the shit out of them while the girl blows their heads off. 

Its beautiful.

We manage to fend off the hoard of zombies for the meantime and climb back down and race toward a river. (Zombies dont like water?) There is a large sheet of metal at the bank of the river. We place the metal in the water and climb on and the sheet of metal starts to move like a raft and as soon as we start down the river, it turns into a white water/slip n slide kinda ride.

 (strumbling-  running and strumbling)

Stairway to Heaven

I had to pee really bad. In search for the elusive restroom I turned a corner and found a white door. I opened it to find a small room with a toilet and a black door on the other side of the room. I left the white door open, and walked in and opened the black door. Blackness. It looked as though the worled dropped off from there. Then I peered around the corner and saw a white couch with an african boy sitting on it staring at me. The boy asked me questions, 

"Why are you here?"

"What are you doing?"
"Where did you come from?"
"Dont you still have to pee?"

He continued to stare at me. I got up and went through the black door and everything seemed to drop off either side of me. A few fireworks went off in the distance but did not make enough light for me to see a horizon or any kind of landscape.  I walked along a path that appeared one stone by one stone every time I stepped foreward and found my mom kneeling against a rock.  I came up to her and she looked up at me and said

 "Dont you believe that Stairway to Heaven is the greatest song in history?" 

Then this monster thing that had the head of an anteater snout pointed in the air, it stuck out its tongue at the top of its head and began to speak in electric guitar chords. My mom put her head back down on the rock.

Wake.

No need for help?

D1: I was on a floating prison, kind of like a giant plane. This girl and I were trying to figure out a way to escape when we found a cargo holding area that had been left open. We ripped out the fabric that had been lining the inside and I let the girl get in first. Just as she was crawling into the space, the guards came by and grabbed us, demanding to know what we were doing. I explained that I saw that the fabric inside the cargo bay had been torn, and my friend and I were trying to take it out to make skirts out of it. The guard kept pushing us around and told me that I don't have any needles or thread to make skirts out of and that I was lying. I ran back to my cell to put together some items that looked like I had been attempting to sew clothing. The guards came in and looked at my piles of clothing that I had ripped up and zippers that had been torn out of jackets and concluded that I was telling the truth, but that I was just dumb and didn't know how to make clothing. 

D2: I had been bitten by a giant spider. However, the venom was not going through my body very quickly because I had been eating a lot of vitamin C. (apparently vitamin c wards off spider bites?) I tried calling a hospital to tell them I was slowly being poisoned by a spider bite but they assured me my vitamin C concentrations would be enough to keep me healthy. Then my body froze and I was unable to move. 

D3:    There was a large swimming pool in the shape of a soup can. A few people were just casually swimming around in it when one girl started to sink to the bottom. People began panicking and someone swam down and pulled her up from the bottom. They threw her over the edge of the can-pool and we dragged her over to the lifeguards desk where there was a phone. She turned into a rubber doll, and we decided there was no need to call for help.... since she was now made of plastic. 

uh... wake. i think.

Crumbs and Bits

From a few days ago, small bits I can remember-

I am in a bus that has no driver. The bus is being propelled by the left over energy of the previous driver. Soon we start to head up a hill and someone pulls the cord to stop the bus, but the bus never reaches the stop. As soon as we hit the middle of the hill, the bus looses its momentum and starts to slide backwards. People are panicking and I run to the front of the bus to slam on the breaks.

I was in an all girls school and we were getting ready to play football. I then realized I had no shoes on and the coach began to yell at me and told me to go to my locker and find some shoes or I would not be allowed to play. I went to my locker but someone had stolen my shoes. I had a sneaking suspicion that they were in the women's bathroom so that was my first place to look. The bathroom was filled with people, but the stalls were so short that you could see everyone. I was so shocked that I could see everyone sitting there, that I forgot about my lost shoes.

Water Causes Disgustingly Dry Skin

I'm standing at the edge of an enormous pool with my dad. The water is crystal clear and I look down and see cranes. Like construction cranes. Its an underwater lab/construction site. My dad starts diving around and I pick up a fishing pole and start fishing for bass. But all I keep catching are tropical fish and my dad keeps freaking out about how I shouldn't touch them because they are all poisonous. Then I get in the water and start swimming around. I get out, and notice my hand starts to itch. OH MY GOD, MY HAND IS FUCKING ITCHY. It wont stop. I look down at it and my middle finger is completely dry and scaly looking. My skin is starting to flake off in huge chunks. I lift up a dry skin flap on my finger and to my horror can see the tendons and muscles underneath have completely shriveled up and dried and are tearing away from the bone. Panicking I smooth my nasty dry finger skin back down and look around for my dad. He is coming out of the water along with this other guy. As soon as the guy emerges from the pool he starts screaming that his body is itchy. I realize its the water. Everyone panics and rushes to a shower station to get the contaminated water off of them. Just then some large man comes in screaming about how we broke into his lab and threatens us with a pistol. He grabs my dad and takes a bullet and cracks it open and empties the gun powder into a bowl. He gives my dad a wire and tells him to bite it and attempts to cover the other end in the powder. I start yelling that my dad has a pacemaker and this will probably kill him and the large angry man assures me it is completely safe.

wake.

Worlds end outside Windows and I can travel through worm holes with embroidery

This one takes place in a dorm tower. All of my friends and everyone I have ever met are living in this tower. One day im hanging out in my room when my old friend Cody walks in and starts confessing his love for me. Im standing by the window watching the sun set and listening to this kid pour his heart out. I start taking pictures of the sun, but through my viewfinder the sun is HUGE. I can see solar flares firing off its surface, I can see sun spots, everything. I turn to cody, "Dude... look at this!!" 

He keeps on talking.... I look out the window again but the sun has finally set. A giant cloud starts to form at the horizon, and its getting big fast. In a matter of seconds the cloud has reached about a mile away from the window and is taking over the entire sky. Its racing towards the window fast. Suddenly, just as it looks like the cloud is going to smash through the window, (the whole time im freaking out about how were all going to die and cody is still confessing his love) The cloud quickly funnels off into one spindly thread. This thread latches itself on the outside of the window then begins to spread. Like spider webs. The webs creep their way into the building and spiders start spinning webs everywhere. Cody finally realizes that something wierd is happening and starts smashing the spiders with his shoe while still going on about love. I look out the window again and gasp. Out on the horizon now was the silloughette of a giant black dragon. This is the point where im like

fuck.

Were all going to die.

Its the end of the world.

This kid is still blabbering about love.

And no one seems to notice the GIANT FUCKING WEBS OR DRAGON OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.

So I'm panicking at this point, and run out into the hallway of the dorms. Darrel is running around in his underwear completely bald and playing air guitar. I go into another room and find his mom sitting in a chair. I ask her if she has noticed the webs that are filling the building or the giant dragon or had seen the wierd huge sun. She says "No, I diddnt notice these things. But things like this happen all the time." I sit down in a chair across from her and reach into my pocket and find these strange looking embroidery patches. Darrels mom reminds me that in a previous dream I was able to transport (teleport?) myself from one place to another place or from one time to another time if I believed in it hard enough. I looked down at the embroidery patches and noticed that one looked like a long piece of string with an arrow at the other end. I put one end of the embroidery into my mouth between my teeth and let the arrow end fall to the floor. I stood up on the chair and closed my eyes, still biting the embroidery. I leaned foreward and fell of the chair head first. Then I noticed I did not hit the ground and was falling through some wierd warm tunnel.

*Wake. Finally*

Full of Fluids.

Im walking around a shopping mall and depserately trying to find the bathroom. Oh my god.. I have to pee.  Finally I find one but everything in the bathroom is broken. I race to find another one. And at long last, find a bathroom that works. ahhh...... relief. wait..... whats happening?! I cant stop peeing. People start coming into the bathroom and it gets really crowded. Then this girl and my ex boyfriend come up to me (yes, while im still peeing) and start making out. Then the girl turns to me and says "No one will ever love you." I start crying as they walk away. Then I cant stop crying... or peeing.

:(

*wake*