Long Night

1. I was with all of my friends at a multiple showing at a movie theater. We saw two movies and were ready for the last one. This one featured an "interactive scene". The movie was halfway through when the whole theater went dark. At the front of the theater were two long tables completely filled with tacos. Everyone ran up to the Taco Tables, only the tacos were filled with bananas and limes. Banana Lime Tacos. People scramble to grab their tacos and everyone starts hurling the banana-lime-tacos at everyone in sight. Its a mad house. Tacos bananas and limes are flying everywhere. Its chaos.

2. I wake up and my mouth hurts. I feel around my gums and notice one of my molars is loose. Like REALLY lose. Like when your a kid and you can twist your tooth all the way around and gross people out. Thats how it was. Hanging by a thread.. Im starting to freak out. Do molars come out when you get older? Is this how its supposed to be? Am i going to have to get dentures?? oh my god. Then the tooth came out, im holding it in my hand. And then the blood starts pouring. I search around my room for tissues or something but its too much. I need a fucking towel for my mouth. - Then I really woke up, and my tooth actually did hurt.

3. I am wandering around an art store. No.. more like pacing around the art store. I am MAD. Really really mad. I am really mad at my friend and his girlfriend (I have no idea why), but I am fuming. I go around the art store, throwing supplies into my basket. All the paintbrushes I am buying already have paint encrusted at the tips. I come up with the worst possible painting I could probably ever paint- a key being held by a noose. (Im sorry, I cant control what I dream!) And so I gather my supplies and get to the front of the line to checkout. The nice lady at the counter goes HAPPY PUPPY DAY!! And tosses me a puppy. Apparently Mondays are puppy days?  So I take my supplies and my puppy and leave the store to go paint. I see another girl carrying her puppy towards a giant broccoli tree. I wave at her and shout HAPPY PUPPY DAY!!

- Wake ( those were all in one night )

Art by: http://luke-chueh.deviantart.com/

A Game of Aliens and Robbers?

I am inside a bank with my mom and step dad when two men pull out guns and start shooting up the place demanding money. My parents and I run out the back into the parking lot and the robbers chase after us. We hide behind a car and my step dad is panting and keeps saying "Oh.... I had nothing to do with this... nope.... not a thing...." and I'm like WHAT DID YOU DO? YOUR TRYING TO ROB A BANK?! We all break into the car and climb in and wait for the robbers to search the rest of the parking lot for us, we decide to make a break for it. As were getting out of the car these other two guys are standing there and ask me if I can sign something. But instead of just hopping out of the car, my legs crumble under me and I'm unable to stand. The guys try to help me up but I keep falling down and try to regain the strength in my legs again. I then realize everyone is in on this (whatever it is). I stumble and try to run away, my legs slowing getting stronger and less wobbly. I call the Police. 

They answer:  Hey cutie.. whatcha wearing? 

Im appalled, and I go: OFFICER, IM BEING FOLLOWED I NEED HELP!

Police: Well are you wearing a skirt? How long are your legs? Are you blonde? A good kisser?

I hear chuckling in the background.

By this time I'm like wtf.... "Is this the Police? I dialed 911!!  Who is this?!?!"

They continue to snicker.

They tell me they are Aliens, they have gained control of everyone and will now be handling all Earthly affairs, but are having some trouble getting me to cooperate with their plan. "If only you would cooperate with us..."

Wake?