Stairway to Heaven

I had to pee really bad. In search for the elusive restroom I turned a corner and found a white door. I opened it to find a small room with a toilet and a black door on the other side of the room. I left the white door open, and walked in and opened the black door. Blackness. It looked as though the worled dropped off from there. Then I peered around the corner and saw a white couch with an african boy sitting on it staring at me. The boy asked me questions, 

"Why are you here?"

"What are you doing?"
"Where did you come from?"
"Dont you still have to pee?"

He continued to stare at me. I got up and went through the black door and everything seemed to drop off either side of me. A few fireworks went off in the distance but did not make enough light for me to see a horizon or any kind of landscape.  I walked along a path that appeared one stone by one stone every time I stepped foreward and found my mom kneeling against a rock.  I came up to her and she looked up at me and said

 "Dont you believe that Stairway to Heaven is the greatest song in history?" 

Then this monster thing that had the head of an anteater snout pointed in the air, it stuck out its tongue at the top of its head and began to speak in electric guitar chords. My mom put her head back down on the rock.

Wake.

No need for help?

D1: I was on a floating prison, kind of like a giant plane. This girl and I were trying to figure out a way to escape when we found a cargo holding area that had been left open. We ripped out the fabric that had been lining the inside and I let the girl get in first. Just as she was crawling into the space, the guards came by and grabbed us, demanding to know what we were doing. I explained that I saw that the fabric inside the cargo bay had been torn, and my friend and I were trying to take it out to make skirts out of it. The guard kept pushing us around and told me that I don't have any needles or thread to make skirts out of and that I was lying. I ran back to my cell to put together some items that looked like I had been attempting to sew clothing. The guards came in and looked at my piles of clothing that I had ripped up and zippers that had been torn out of jackets and concluded that I was telling the truth, but that I was just dumb and didn't know how to make clothing. 

D2: I had been bitten by a giant spider. However, the venom was not going through my body very quickly because I had been eating a lot of vitamin C. (apparently vitamin c wards off spider bites?) I tried calling a hospital to tell them I was slowly being poisoned by a spider bite but they assured me my vitamin C concentrations would be enough to keep me healthy. Then my body froze and I was unable to move. 

D3:    There was a large swimming pool in the shape of a soup can. A few people were just casually swimming around in it when one girl started to sink to the bottom. People began panicking and someone swam down and pulled her up from the bottom. They threw her over the edge of the can-pool and we dragged her over to the lifeguards desk where there was a phone. She turned into a rubber doll, and we decided there was no need to call for help.... since she was now made of plastic. 

uh... wake. i think.

Crumbs and Bits

From a few days ago, small bits I can remember-

I am in a bus that has no driver. The bus is being propelled by the left over energy of the previous driver. Soon we start to head up a hill and someone pulls the cord to stop the bus, but the bus never reaches the stop. As soon as we hit the middle of the hill, the bus looses its momentum and starts to slide backwards. People are panicking and I run to the front of the bus to slam on the breaks.

I was in an all girls school and we were getting ready to play football. I then realized I had no shoes on and the coach began to yell at me and told me to go to my locker and find some shoes or I would not be allowed to play. I went to my locker but someone had stolen my shoes. I had a sneaking suspicion that they were in the women's bathroom so that was my first place to look. The bathroom was filled with people, but the stalls were so short that you could see everyone. I was so shocked that I could see everyone sitting there, that I forgot about my lost shoes.