Water Causes Disgustingly Dry Skin

I'm standing at the edge of an enormous pool with my dad. The water is crystal clear and I look down and see cranes. Like construction cranes. Its an underwater lab/construction site. My dad starts diving around and I pick up a fishing pole and start fishing for bass. But all I keep catching are tropical fish and my dad keeps freaking out about how I shouldn't touch them because they are all poisonous. Then I get in the water and start swimming around. I get out, and notice my hand starts to itch. OH MY GOD, MY HAND IS FUCKING ITCHY. It wont stop. I look down at it and my middle finger is completely dry and scaly looking. My skin is starting to flake off in huge chunks. I lift up a dry skin flap on my finger and to my horror can see the tendons and muscles underneath have completely shriveled up and dried and are tearing away from the bone. Panicking I smooth my nasty dry finger skin back down and look around for my dad. He is coming out of the water along with this other guy. As soon as the guy emerges from the pool he starts screaming that his body is itchy. I realize its the water. Everyone panics and rushes to a shower station to get the contaminated water off of them. Just then some large man comes in screaming about how we broke into his lab and threatens us with a pistol. He grabs my dad and takes a bullet and cracks it open and empties the gun powder into a bowl. He gives my dad a wire and tells him to bite it and attempts to cover the other end in the powder. I start yelling that my dad has a pacemaker and this will probably kill him and the large angry man assures me it is completely safe.

wake.

Worlds end outside Windows and I can travel through worm holes with embroidery

This one takes place in a dorm tower. All of my friends and everyone I have ever met are living in this tower. One day im hanging out in my room when my old friend Cody walks in and starts confessing his love for me. Im standing by the window watching the sun set and listening to this kid pour his heart out. I start taking pictures of the sun, but through my viewfinder the sun is HUGE. I can see solar flares firing off its surface, I can see sun spots, everything. I turn to cody, "Dude... look at this!!" 

He keeps on talking.... I look out the window again but the sun has finally set. A giant cloud starts to form at the horizon, and its getting big fast. In a matter of seconds the cloud has reached about a mile away from the window and is taking over the entire sky. Its racing towards the window fast. Suddenly, just as it looks like the cloud is going to smash through the window, (the whole time im freaking out about how were all going to die and cody is still confessing his love) The cloud quickly funnels off into one spindly thread. This thread latches itself on the outside of the window then begins to spread. Like spider webs. The webs creep their way into the building and spiders start spinning webs everywhere. Cody finally realizes that something wierd is happening and starts smashing the spiders with his shoe while still going on about love. I look out the window again and gasp. Out on the horizon now was the silloughette of a giant black dragon. This is the point where im like

fuck.

Were all going to die.

Its the end of the world.

This kid is still blabbering about love.

And no one seems to notice the GIANT FUCKING WEBS OR DRAGON OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.

So I'm panicking at this point, and run out into the hallway of the dorms. Darrel is running around in his underwear completely bald and playing air guitar. I go into another room and find his mom sitting in a chair. I ask her if she has noticed the webs that are filling the building or the giant dragon or had seen the wierd huge sun. She says "No, I diddnt notice these things. But things like this happen all the time." I sit down in a chair across from her and reach into my pocket and find these strange looking embroidery patches. Darrels mom reminds me that in a previous dream I was able to transport (teleport?) myself from one place to another place or from one time to another time if I believed in it hard enough. I looked down at the embroidery patches and noticed that one looked like a long piece of string with an arrow at the other end. I put one end of the embroidery into my mouth between my teeth and let the arrow end fall to the floor. I stood up on the chair and closed my eyes, still biting the embroidery. I leaned foreward and fell of the chair head first. Then I noticed I did not hit the ground and was falling through some wierd warm tunnel.

*Wake. Finally*

Full of Fluids.

Im walking around a shopping mall and depserately trying to find the bathroom. Oh my god.. I have to pee.  Finally I find one but everything in the bathroom is broken. I race to find another one. And at long last, find a bathroom that works. ahhh...... relief. wait..... whats happening?! I cant stop peeing. People start coming into the bathroom and it gets really crowded. Then this girl and my ex boyfriend come up to me (yes, while im still peeing) and start making out. Then the girl turns to me and says "No one will ever love you." I start crying as they walk away. Then I cant stop crying... or peeing.

:(

*wake*

Tree Flingin' Corn People

Tina and I were very small. Super small.  And we were lost in the forest. The only way we would be able to cover a lot of ground was if we climbed up the trees and catapulted ourselves from one tree to the next. We continued to fly around this way untill we found a clearing. We took a break in the clearing and a Kukaburra bird landed on the branch of a small tree. I began following it around as it hopped from branch to branch and it finally let me get close enough to pet its feathers. Then Tina and I continued to fling ourselves from tree to tree and we finally found a huge field of corn. Past the corn we could see a road. I suggested to Tina that we take the road but she refused and said "its past the boundaries of the forest and we will have to pay a toll" and im like "uh..... but were lost?" so whatever.. we decided to go check out the cornfield but once we got down there, we realized it was a giant group of people made to look like corn and were standing in strange formations to spell something out in the sky. The corn people looked at us and said "do you want to join us??" 

wake.

Radioactive Amphibians and a Bad Birthday

Dream 1:

 I was walking up a street and there was a giant salamander. People began screaming and someone called the police because apparently the salamander was radioactive or something. The police came and started to escort everyone out of the street and up the stairs of a building. I got to the roof of the building and looked out and there was a river that had dried up. The dry river bed was filled with old sunken boats and ships. I thought this was odd because I never knew so many things had sank in the river. There was a wall that ran from the building along the river and it had a walkway, so I walked along the path following the river.

Dream 2: 

It was my 21st birthday and everyone was going to meet me at the bar, but when I got there the bar wouldn't let me in because I was still underage... even though it was my birthday. I got really mad and tried to get everyone to come to my house to celebrate instead. But everyone was like "no were just going to kick it here at the bar. sorry." I became really upset and walked around saying goodbye to people. I tried to find my friend Jon to say goodbye but I couldn't find him. Someone told me he was in a back room of the bar, so I snuck in and behind some old wooden doors Jon was sitting on a throne and drinking and everyone was celebrating his birthday instead. I stood there and stared at him and he didn't say anything. We stared at each other in silence until I got fed up with everything and left.

Wake.